Well, I think I have heard it all now! There I was, about 10:30pm merrily playing a spot of 'Call of Duty 4" last night before bed, as you do whilst your wife is away

and the phone rings....
"Dad?" "Yes Peter" (this is son aged 26!!)
"Errr, my iPhone has crashed and I use it as an alarm clock" "Err, OK" says I wondering what I can do about that as I'm here and he's in Derby!!
"Can you give me a ring in the morning to wake me up?" "And what time would that be?"
"Oh, er, about 10 to 5" At this point I don't know whether to hurl abuse or just laugh!!!
"Sorry Peter, I'm not prepared to do that, go to Tesco, they are open 24 hours and buy an alarm clock"
"Oh, yeah, could do that, I just thought...." "No!"
Off he goes to Tesco, spends £2.50 on an alarm clock and comes back a happy bunny..well, he would have been happy but as he had no batteries

he had to spend another £2.50 on batteries!!
Now, I don't have a £400+ iPhone, I do have a £40 el cheapo Chinese knock-off of an iPhone which hasn't crashed on me, has enough bells and whistles (that I don't use anyway) for anything I might ever want, has space for 2 sims (one French one English) which the iPhone can't do and I am quite content...and I have a 'stand alone' alarm clock too!!!
As a friend of mine said this week "The young have forgotten the difference between the words want and need "
Dick 'sleepy head' G xx